Our story begins with a ( Sorta) planned Pregnancy…..
Well really it starts July 21st 1987…..
I was born on a hot day in July; two weeks late and pissed the fuck off. I was GIANT. 9lbs even and 21 inches long. Yep.
I was red faced and squishy and then all of a sudden I was adorable with BLONDE hair when my sister came out with dark black bangs and a full head of hair.